OK - yes I am jealous and no this isn't going to be very balanced ;-)
How come Wayne Rooney and Coleen McLoughlin (or Filthy Rich and Catflap as they shall now be known) have been offered big Dick Branson's Necker island for free on their honeymoon? If anyone could afford the £23k a night price it would be them yet they are being offered the 74 acre island for free......grumble.....grumble.